Memoirs of a Cat-Stroking Man
Yes, it's true,
I've stroked a lot of cats in
my time.
Never have I kicked one,
tied fireworks to one's tail
or hung one
from a washing line.
But it's true,
I’ve stroked a lot of cats in
my time.
Now, we cat strokers
get little acclaim for what
we do .
History doesn't remember us
as it does the adventurers
and entertainers,
the rulers and warriors:
people whose short stay on
Earth
is NOISIER,
S
E
X
i
e
r,
more ex-
PLO-
sive.
But it is my dream
to someday publish my
Memoirs of a Cat-Stroking Man.
And my hope,
that by doing so
I’ll prove cat stroking to be
a noble endeavour,
both vital and worthy.
From that moment onwards,
cat strokers the globe over
will be as respected and
revered
as history’s bolder sons
and daughters
are today.
